ABOUT PAUL CONYERS, WHO IS ME* *But only to me. To you, you’re “me” and I’m someone else. Got it? Super. Let’s read a bio.

My name is Paul Conyers and I’m a comedian from the San Francisco Bay Area. I’ve been able to perform all over California and beyond. I am excited to continue my comedy journey by entertaining one disinterested dive bar crowd at a time.

Here’s some cool stuff that’s happened to me:

Released debut special in 2020, Above The Fray, which you can download here.
Winner of the 2020 World Series of Comedy Main Event in Las Vegas, NV.
Performed in the SF Sketchfest Comedy Festival 2019 & 2020
Performed at the Big Pine Comedy Festival, Oakland Comedy Festival & more
Currently playing on SiriusXM Radio, Spotify & Pandora
Performed at Laughs for Life, a benefit for San Francisco Suicide Prevention
Paid regular at clubs & casinos all over the U.S. & Canada
One time I rode a saddled triceratops at the Creation Museum in Boone County, Kentucky and he looked less than thrilled:

I live in the East Bay with my wife and our dog Scooter, who once ate 2 full Pay Day candy bars that were supposed to be for me.