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Sacramento Valentine’s Rock The Yacht Cruise
City Cruises
Step aboard Sacramento Valentine’s Rock The Yacht Cruise! This 21-and-over cruise features local DJs rocking top 40s and all your favorite throwbacks. Sip on drinks from two cash bars and take in the fresh Sacramento River breezes as you cruise under the Tower Bridge and past the Sacramento city lights. Cruises depart every Thursday through Saturday at 8:00 pm from the end of L Street in Old Sacramento. Grab your friends and head down for the only party you can’t find on land!
Sacramento Valentine’s Alive After Five Cruise
City Cruises
Toast to the most romantic day of the year on our Sacramento Valentine’s Alive After Five Cruise along the Sacramento River. Treat your Valentine to a special evening of sightseeing and cocktail cruising, complete with dancing, delicious cocktails, and breathtaking sunset views.
Akeem Woods – Live Comedy
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Akeem Woods was a semi-finalist on Stand Up NBC, has been seen on Kevin Hart’s LOL Network, The Late Late Show with James Corden, season two of Pause on HBO, and he is on season 3 of Sex Sells on Fuse tv. Outside of TV, he’s been on numerous hit podcasts including Whorible Decisions, Lip Service with Angela Yee, Why Wont You Date Me with Nicole Byers, and he’s a regular on Godfrey’s podcast on the Gas Digital Network.
Ken Garr – Live Comedy
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Ken Garr grew up in the south side of Chicago and proudly hails
from three generations of fire fighters. The youngest of 4
children, Ken’s hilarious views of life are derived on growing up
in a blue-collar family with his own white-collar
aspirations.
Mary Upchurch – Live Comedy
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Mary Upchurch is a ball of excitement, energy, and enthusiasm with a pinch of self deprecation and a dash of delusion and desperation. Originally from San Diego, Mary launched her comedy career in Phoenix, Arizona and now performs up and down the Las Vegas Strip. Mary was the winner of several contests including: House of Comedy’s Funniest Person with a Day Job, Stir Crazy’s Funniest Person in the Universe, and she placed 3rd in the World Series of Comedy in 2022. Her standup is featured on Dry Bar Comedy, Amazon Prime and SiriusXM.
Carlos Rodriguez – Live Comedy
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Carlos Rodriguez was thrown into comedy, being born into a large family he quickly became a fast talking entertainer which eventually led him to standup. Taking the stage, you see the inner child come out with all the passion, excitement and energy of a new performer with the grace and comfort of a season pro. After leaving his hometown of Sacramento CA for Las Vegas he has quickly become a regular and all your favorite clubs. You may recognize him from one of his podcasts You’re on the list, All ends, My life in rambles.
Patrick DeGuire – Live Comedy
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Patrick started performing stand up after losing a significant amount of vision and discovering laughter to be self therapeutic. Soon after getting started, he won the Improve Harrah’s National Comedy Club Talent Search which led to numerous appearances on national television including Comedy Central and Que Locos’ on Galavision. Patrick has been heard on such national syndicated radio shows as The Bob and Tom Show and NPR. Patrick has performed toured with such comedians as Tom Segura, Theo Von, Gary Owen, Tommy Davidson, Gabriel Iglesias, George Lopez and Paul Rodriguez.
Jordan Conley – Live Comedy
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“You genuinely crack me up,” That’s what Simon Cowell said after watching Jordan Conley‘s performance in his AGT audition. Jordan Conley is a comedian who’s brings a positive spin into the world of stand-up comedy. He started doing stand-up professionally seven years ago and has never looked back, dropping everything to pursue his passion. Jordan is a nerd who loves to talk about movies, superheroes and theme parks. He’s a lead in a movie on Disney +“Under Wraps 2” and is the co-host with Bear Grylls on the game show, “I Survived Bear Grylls” on Max.
Cody Woods – Live Comedy
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Cody Woods wash and picked by Kevin Hart to Show case on Hart of the City on Comedy Central. He’s also been featured on The Comedy Shaq Network, Hulu, and Amazon Prime. Woods started comedy as a kid from a trailer park and has now been hitting stages for half of his life. His irreverent style matched with spot on impressions and quick with as garnered him millions of views online. He recently won first place multiple prestigious comedy festivals and has headlined all over the world.
Saul Trujillo – Live Comedy
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Saul Trujillo is stand-up comedian with blue collar roots in Stockton, CA. His man-child sensibilities have been featured on Comedy Central and Just For Laughs. He was recently featured in Variety Magazine as one of 10 comedians to watch in 2024. Saul can be seen performing regularly in Los Angeles at the premier comedy clubs.
Zako Ryan – Live Comedy
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Zako grew up in the South before landing in the Midwest, where he cut his teeth doing standup in Chicago—one of the best training grounds for aspiring stand ups. That combination of Southern roots and Chicago’s no-nonsense comedy scene broke his brain in the funniest way possible. He’s been at it for years now, cracking up crowds at clubs across the globe. You might’ve seen him on NBC, Starz, or even that one cat food commercial… Either way, if he’s coming to your town, grab a ticket. You’ll have a good time.
James Mwaura – Live Comedy
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James is a standup comedian and writer based in Brooklyn, New York. He’s the son of German and Kenyan immigrants, which he agrees is weird and wrong. James talks about dating, cold sores, sex, politics, and everything in between. He has also amassed over 50 million views on his social media accounts @realjamesmwaura.
TJ – Live Comedy
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TJ is a Haitian born stand-up comedian who is currently based in New York City. He is a regular at the Comedy Cellar and Gotham Comedy Club and has toured all over the world. He recently returned from a small European tour where he did his set in both English and French. He has opened for Colin Quinn, Janelle James, Maria Bamford and Sean Patton. He has also been a featured performer at numerous festivals like Netflix Is A Joke, SF Sketchfest and the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival. TJ is also an Op-Ed contributor for The New York Times.
Kristin Chirico – Live Comedy
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Kristin Chirico is a queer, plus size, mixed Native American (Cayuga, Seneca) comedian, writer, and YouTuber. Kristin spent nearly seven years as a writer and content creator for BuzzFeed, during which wrote dozens of million+ view articles about her experiences trying food and fashion. She also produced and starred in BuzzFeed’s Ladylike and The Empty Suitcase Show for Facebook Watch, currently streaming on Amazon Prime. Afterward, Kristin started her own YouTube channel (The Kitchen & Jorn Show) with fellow BuzzFeed alum Jen Ruggirello.
Alaire Thomas – Live Comedy
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Alaire Thomas is a podcaster, comedian, and content creator based in New York. She found her love for content creation in 2023 and has since built a community of over 2 million followers across platforms.
She is the co-host of Yap & Strap, a podcast that has been featured as the number one show in Andro Magazine. Alaire uses her platforms to share life experiences, her relationship with her fiancé, and anything that might help brighten someone’s day.
Originally from Los Angeles County, she moved to New York to finish school and begin her creative journey.
Ruben Ramirez
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Ruben Ramirez is a Chicago based comedian and actor who is known for his blue & observational comedy. He’s performed on the Michael Colyar Morning Show , WGN TV and You can catch him on BET+ North of the 10 and Canal Street and on Amazon Prime & Tubi for other films. He’s opened up for touring comedians Martin Amini, Kevin Herrera, Martin Moreno, George Perez, Christian Johnson, Chingo Bling, Craig Conant, Ken Flores, Concrete, Jerry Garcia, Edwin San Juan, DoKnow and Josh Pray.
Dan Pulzello
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Dan Pulzello is a rising New York stand-up comic who recently
appeared on Amazon Prime’s “Game Breakers.” He has performed
across the United States and has also taken his headlining act
internationally to England, Ireland, Canada, The Netherlands,
Germany, France, Spain, Denmark, and the Adelaide Fringe
Festival. He performs regularly at New York Comedy Club, The Tiny
Cupboard, Westside Comedy Club, The Grisly Pear, Eastville Comedy
Club, Stone Street Comedy Club, and others.
Fabrizio Copano
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Latin America’s top comic Fabrizio Copano brings his unique brand of global stand-up comedy to the stage.
The first South American comic to film a Netflix special, Copano is a global touring act selling out across the U.S., Europe, and Latin America. Known for his hit TV shows (El Club de la Comedia, El Late de Copano) and as co-writer/star of the Chilean box office smash Barrio Universitario, his sharp, cross-cultural material has earned him spots on The Late Late Show with James Corden, The Talk, and Just for Laughs.
Stuart Thompson
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Stuart B. Thompson is a stand-up comedian, actor, voiceover actor, writer, and host. He has been featured in the New York Times, and his debut album “Dandy Man” debuted in the top ten on Apple Music and can be heard on all streaming platforms, including Sirius XM. He has been seen on Robert Rodriguez’s “Matador” on the El Rey Network and in a Toyota commercial, in which he spoke both English and Spanish. His voice can also be heard in the Spanish dub of the Nick Jr. show HobbyKids Adventures. He has written for the National Lampoon and the CBS Diversity Showcase.
Cameron Logsdon
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Cameron Logsdon is a stand-up and celebrity impressionist with 2.5M+ followers whose live shows fuse pitch-perfect voices with real stories about fame, family, and life as a millennial trying to hold it all together. He’s appeared on NBC’s Suits: L.A., DropoutTV’s Make Some Noise, and ABC’s The Tamron Hall Show. A finalist for major digital awards and a Great American Comedy Festival standout, he’s racked up millions of views with series like “Celebrities as Your Dad.” Expect high-energy, quotable, and wildly clippable—equal parts killer impressions and real-deal stand-up.
